On a dark stormy night, five men arrive at a cabin for a soap star's  surprise birthday party.  Each guest  has been asked to dress as  the birthday boy’s favorite actress, Joan Crawford, in one of her signature roles  - and the results aren't pretty.  As they wait for the star,  the five "Joans"  begin drinking and dishing, dark secrets emerge and soon there’s one Joan less ... and then another...  Who Killed Joan Crawford? !